“You know, it’s funny, I got an email recently from a listener, and they said they’d been listening to a lot of Tammy Wynette, and they thought that she sounded a lot like Little Richard. Well I thought they were crazy, but hearin that song I got an idea what they were talking about!”
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around."
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
"Dreams, Schemes and Themes on the American Scene"
Bob's Bits of Wisdom
I cannot grasp the shadows that gather near the door, rains fall round the window, I wish I'd seen ya more. The path is ever winding, the stars they never age. The morning light is blinding, all the world's a stage.