Baseball

(car noises) It's night in the big city somewhere a car alarm goes off a woman walks barefoot, her high heels in her handbag Tonight we're going to head out to the field of dreams, schemes and themes. TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME Verse 1 NELLY KELLY LOVED BASEBALL GAMES, KNEW THE PLAYERS, KNEW ALL THEIR NAMES, YOU COULD SEE HER THERE EV'RY DAY, SHOUT "HURRAY!" WHEN THEY'D PLAY. HER BOY FRIEND BY THE NAME OF JOE, SAID, "TO CONEY ISLE DEAR, LET'S GO." THEN NELLY STARTED TO FRET AND POUT, AND TO HIM I HEARD HER SHOUT: Chorus 1 TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, TAKE ME OUT WITH THE CROWD; BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK, I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET BACK, LET ME ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM, IF THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME; FOR IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT AT THE OLD BALL GAME Verse 2 NELLIE KELLY WAS SURE SOME FAN, SHE WOULD ROOT JUST LIKE A NY MAN, TOLD THE UMPIRE HE WAS WRONG, ALL ALONG, GOOD AND STRONG. WHEN THE SCORE WAS JUST TWO TO TWO, NELLY KELLY KNEW WHAT TO DO. JUST TO CHEER UP THE BOYS SHE KNEW, SHE MADE THE GANG SING THIS SONG. Chorus 2 TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME, TAKE ME OUT WITH THE CROWD; BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK, I DON'T CARE IF I EVER GET BACK, LET ME ROOT, ROOT, ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM, IF THEY DON'T WIN IT'S A SHAME; FOR IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT AT THE OLD BALL GAME